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Andreus Ixiris
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Posted - 2013.02.14 02:08:00 -
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Maybe you should have brought more ships.
Why didn't you bring more ships?
Clearly you're just really bad at this.
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2013.02.14 02:26:00 -
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Goonswarm came real fast.
They left feeling unfulfilled.
Business as usual.
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2013.02.14 02:53:00 -
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There once was a Goonie called Vea,
Who liked to cause pubbie dismay,
But one day her fleet,
Met with shameful defeat,
And left in complete disarray.
So with a face one could say was quite flushed,
To complain on the forums she rushed,
But a DED chap,
Gave a backhanded slap,
And said "now sit down and shush."
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2013.02.14 03:16:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:Unfortunately Keraimo's slap to her face
Didn't quite put her in her place
So just like a knob
She opened her gob
Apparently it's Jovians, supposed master race?
Of course, all of us bystanders
Simply can't resist the opportunity for slander
So we made double time
And found things that rhyme
And now, all of New Eden is having a gander.
There once was a handsome Intaki,
With a reputation for being so snarky.
With ruthless panache,
To the thread he did dash,
To make fun of the Goon heirarchy.
"Vea," cried he with a smirk,
"You're acting a bit like a jerk,
Upon the gate to Hek,
Your ship turned into a wreck,
Did you seriously think that would work?"
And lo, t'was like the night being sunny!
Rarer than a bear hating honey,
It did take a while,
But Vea betrayed a small smile,
And said "Actually, that was quite funny."
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2013.02.14 03:33:00 -
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mynnna wrote:So are you.
If Miss Vea's comments on the actions of a few of our pilots lead you to assume that our entire organization are Imperial Loyalists (or indeed loyalists of any sort), and you don't immediately dismiss that as laughable in light of our...colorful...history, than I'm forced to assume that maybe the CONCORD's Intelligence division isn't all it's cracked up to be.
'Course, with that little sneak attack in Yulai a few years back, maybe there's some truth to that.
In any case, as part of and on behalf of GSF leadership, I'd like to make sure the record is straight. The alignment and loyalties, or lack thereof, of our membership do not represent the alignment of our organization. At this time, GSF remains independent and unaligned. Should that change in the future, you'll be the first to know.
Well, in response to that, I'd have to say that as long as you allow Ms. Vea to speak on behalf of GSF on the IGS you- DUDE, YOUR FACE!
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2013.02.14 03:43:00 -
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Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:I don't think you can rhyme thread with thread.
You can't tell me what to do!
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1946
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Posted - 2013.02.14 03:58:00 -
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Alizabeth Vea wrote:Going to make a small point. I was asleep when this happened. PowersSA's com pings woke me up. My involvement was on the intelligence side of the house, nothing more.
I'm a Divine Commodore (ret) (in before comments on how they hand that out to everyone) in the Amarr Militia. I get shoot on sight by the Republic Navy. So there was really no point to me even trying to go.
In the far-flung stars of Deklein,
Vea hatched a ruthless design,
Some Tribals she'd shoot,
But it all went kapoot,
Maybe she should just up and resign.
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2013.02.14 12:25:00 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:Given the tyrant Shakor's links to the Jove, I wouldn't mind betting that the technology on these ships wasn't from CONCORD but somewhere else entirely.
Are you jealous, Blake?
I believe you are jealous.
Stop being so mad.
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1973
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Posted - 2013.02.14 12:54:00 -
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Alizabeth Vea wrote:It's been officially reported they were CONCORD modules. They have been returned. I hope the rest of New Eden will join me on calling for CONCORD to keep it's toys to itself from now on.
I'm pretty sure the cluster won't join with you on pretty much anything, least of all a thinly-veiled call of "please make it easier for Goonswarm to kill things!"
In winter, deep snow.
In summer, the burning sun.
Such is the cycle.
In autumn, fall leaves.
In spring, blooms rampant new life.
Such is the cycle.
In Hek, wrecked Goons.
In forums, tearful whining.
Such is the cycle.
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2021
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Posted - 2013.02.15 13:28:00 -
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Alizabeth Vea wrote:Goons tried to gank a ship out of Hek
Too many syllables.
Alizabeth Vea wrote:But it was tanked with Jovian Tech
You've got the right number of syllables but the meter is wrong.
Alizabeth Vea wrote:Oh no, they cried
As CONCORD arrived
I'm all for innovative rhyming, but "cried" and "arrived" is a questionable rhyme at best. In circumstances like this, consider which word is most important to your poem and alter the other line to fit.
Alizabeth Vea wrote:And their fleet was left a wreck
Too few syllables again.
Might I suggest:
Goons lept 'pon a Tribal in Hek
But t'was tanked up with Jovian tech
"Oh no!" They cried,
"Our kill's been denied!"
As its shield bar didn't move but a speck.
Mane 614
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2013.02.15 14:35:00 -
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Alizabeth Vea wrote:Everyone's a critic. I'll write poetry how I desire, thank you very much.
So... badly?
Mane 614
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